POOPIE?

My internet connection in my apartment has been somewhat finicky these last two weeks and I tried to post a few days ago and it was lost. Oh well, I guess it was just a time to journal to the internet abyss.

I don't know really what I am doing in life right now other than waiting. Waiting is long, especially when you're hungry for answers. But for now, I am just waiting. And there is peace in the letters.

If you think about it, I would really appreciate your prayers about going to central asia. A new bird flu has hit a lot of the surrounding areas, which might mean a no go, and the cost is a lot. Again, I'm just waiting.

Well, until next time, here's something to laugh at. Poop makes me laugh sometimes.

The Poopie List

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie
The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.

Turtle Poopie
The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out

Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger.

Gas-sy Poopie
The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling!

Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Corn Poopie
(Self explanatory)

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie
That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water.

Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie
The kind that smells so bad your nose burns.

I DONT KNOW WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT ONE....POOP IS FUNNY!

Upper Class Poopie
The kind of Poopie that doesn't smell.

The Suprise Poopie
You are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie!

The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

It's mostly scripture...

This is a picture of wild flowers, taken last summer in the Colorado Rockies. Ever thought it would be nice to live like a wild flower? Sounds better than more school work. School isn't horrible, I just can't believe that it starts this Tuesday. Last year I was really excited to come back and start the next semester, but after my fall chaos, God will have to get me through the next. Last night I woke up every two hours because of a cold. ironic how rest ends. That's all for now, well, no.

I finally understood a this part of scripture . I just thought it was another example of God wanting us to live in a relationship with him and the world. It's amazing how thick my head is, and I'm working out stubborn pride in relinquishing control to the Father.

Genesis 12

The Call of Abram

1 The LORD had said to Abram, "Leave your country, your people and your father's household and go to the land I will show you.
2 "I will make you into a great nation
and I will bless you;
I will make your name great,
and you will be a blessing.

3 I will bless those who bless you,
and whoever curses you I will curse;
and all peoples on earth
will be blessed through you."
******comment:learning to accept blessings so they may be given to others is a part of wanting our name to be great so God's name will.****************************

4 So Abram left, as the LORD had told him; and Lot went with him. Abram was seventy-five years old when he set out from Haran. 5 He took his wife Sarai, his nephew Lot, all the possessions they had accumulated and the people they had acquired in Haran, and they set out for the land of Canaan, and they arrived there.

******He was 75! I am just 19 and I want to leave, but this is a process of surrender in myself.

6 Abram traveled through the land as far as the site of the great tree of Moreh at Shechem. At that time the Canaanites were in the land. 7 The LORD appeared to Abram and said, "To your offspring [a] I will give this land." So he built an altar there to the LORD, who had appeared to him.

8 From there he went on toward the hills east of Bethel and pitched his tent, with Bethel on the west and Ai on the east. There he built an altar to the LORD and called on the name of the LORD. 9 Then Abram set out and continued toward the Negev.

******I love Oswald Chambers and he says that Bethel was a symbol of communion, with God, and Ai a symbol of the world.

Think away!

Let's get this party started

I am excited for the upcoming 12 months, in which many new adventures await to be sought. Happy New Year of amazing experiences, ones that will move us forward to eternity with Jesus Christ, The Father and Holy Spirit, and closer to intimately knowing the full extent of what love means.

My favorite memories:
When Matt drove 4 hours to Nevada and showed up with a beautiful rose. We kissed for the first time and suddenly I understood the need to stop fighting it.
Watching Justina and Angie rolling around the floor wrestling in their Siamese twin Halloween costumes.
Kendra's white rapping!

Most embarrassing moments:
Starting a solo for the Messiah, a third above what I was supposed to. It was a duet and I had to stand there for everyone to memorize my face while the other girl did a beautiful job.
oh, and who could forget when I went to visit Matt and spilled hot tea down the front of my pants and incurred not only a flushed face but red legs for a couple days. Not to mention Matt didn't know what to do and went into the back, we weren't dating yet, and I left.

Moments of Irony:
I rode a cow named pet in the plains of Colorado.
Chasing little birds through Wal-Mart in New Mexico.


I'd like to forget:
that my car is still broken and they don't are taking their time trying to find the woman who hit me.

Just a few ideas about the last year and looking forward to what's next.